Tuesday, February 02, 2010

A letter to the Who Dat! Nation

The T-P did a funny letter: "Dear Miami: Get ready for the Who Dat Nation coming for the SuperBowl"

I offer my letter to the Who Dat! Nation. My father lives in South Florida, so I feel qualified to offer some advice to those New Orleanians making the trek to Miami.
  1. Leave the heavy clothes at home. This is South Florida where it’s always beautiful and balmy. There might be some rain but it will be over before you know it. You might need something light for the freezing cold restaurants.
  2. Speaking of restaurants, don’t expect to find TabascoTM on the tables. Bring your own hot sauce and Tony C’s. You’ll thank me.
  3. South Florida has some fantastic seafood so enjoy. Just don’t expect everything to be fried. They like to eat "healthy" down there. Remember the “South Beach Diet?”
  4. If you want food with a kick, try some Cuban cuisine. You won't be sorry.
  5. If you are driving to Miami, you might want to pack your own booze – I bet they run out. But make sure none of the bottles in your car are open. They are very strict about drinking and driving and a bottle of wine with the cork stuck back in, under the driver’s seat, may land you in jail.
  6. The Florida Highway Patrol officers do not have a sense of humor.
  7. Be prepared to be carded. Keep your ID handy.
  8. It’s snowbird season, which means there are retirees from the north everywhere. Be prepared to follow slow moving cars with their turn signal going.
  9. Pack the sunscreen, sunglasses and a hat. You’ll need them.
  10. Be prepared to drive. A lot. Kind of like visiting Houston or Dallas.
  11. If you have a day or two, drive down and see the Keys. Key West, at the very end, has a New Orleans vibe with a tropical twist.
Anything I missed?

UPDATE: ESPN posts "Here are the 20 reasons you should be in New Orleans instead of Miami for the Super Bowl" (Thanks Jim!)


Stephanie said...

Ummm... is there a story behind #5???

NOLA Cleophatra said...

No story behind #5, just what I've been told. Plus, here in NOLA we have drive through daiquiri stores so they are more lenient about that kind of stuff here. Now #6 I have had a run in with FHP.

Stephanie said...